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Mutant Powers for All Today scientists unleashed another horror unto the world; X-Men style regenerative powers via genetic manipulation. So I’ve decided to conduct...
5 Reasons Avatar Kicks Your Old Best Experience In the Head and Farts In Its Eyes Atlantis, if something I’m about to make up is to be believed (hint: it is), was the land of an...
5 Ways You Can Tell Hollywood Has Given Up #5. Remakes of Remakes … of Remakes Treasure Island is like Hollywood’s whore, we get that. It’s okay to “re-imagine”...
New Management Since we’re not allowed to carry liquids onto planes, take pictures of our law enforcement, or not be randomly tasered,...
  • Mutant Powers for All016/03/2010

    Mutant Powers for All

    Today scientists unleashed another horror unto the world; X-Men style regenerative powers via genetic manipulation. So I’ve decided to conduct...
  • 5 Reasons Avatar Kicks Your Old Best Experience In the Head and Farts In Its Eyes024/01/2010

    5 Reasons Avatar Kicks Your Old Best Experience In the Head and Farts In Its Eyes

    Atlantis, if something I’m about to make up is to be believed (hint: it is), was the land of an...
  • 5 Ways You Can Tell Hollywood Has Given Up014/01/2010

    5 Ways You Can Tell Hollywood Has Given Up

    #5. Remakes of Remakes … of Remakes Treasure Island is like Hollywood’s whore, we get that. It’s okay to “re-imagine”...
  • New Management118/11/2009

    New Management

    Since we’re not allowed to carry liquids onto planes, take pictures of our law enforcement, or not be randomly tasered,...
  • The Answer122/09/2009

    The Answer

    In your late 20′s / early 30′s? Don’t know what to do with your life, but know that it’s not...
  • Digital Fortress — A Review207/09/2009

    Digital Fortress — A Review

    I love Dan Brown books. I love them for the same reason people love Eastenders; I love them because I’m...

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