Today scientists unleashed another horror unto the world; X-Men style regenerative powers via genetic manipulation. So I’ve decided to conduct my own experiment with probable unwanted effects too; prolonged sleep deprivation + keyboard + internet – reading the full article because it’s boring = this post Let’s see where it takes us. Well done science, [...]
The Funny
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Jan 10
5 Reasons Avatar Kicks Your Old Best Experience In the Head and Farts In Its Eyes
Atlantis, if something I’m about to make up is to be believed (hint: it is), was the land of an ancient civilisation of super-beings from space, who governed the Earth fairly by showing preference for humans who could fly. No humans could fly, so it was a time of great suffering for humanity. Before sinking [...]
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Nov 09
New Management
Since we’re not allowed to carry liquids onto planes, take pictures of our law enforcement, or not be randomly tasered, I’m guessing the terrorists won, you know, on account of all the terror everywhere.
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Sep 09
The Answer
In your late 20′s / early 30′s? Don’t know what to do with your life, but know that it’s not whatever you’re doing right now? Why not go back into education?! Please excuse the addition of an exclamation mark directly following the question mark, but punctuation be damned, this is your life man, and if [...]
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Sep 09
Digital Fortress — A Review
I love Dan Brown books. I love them for the same reason people love Eastenders; I love them because I’m mostly an idiot. Admittedly I’ve only read two and a half, but this is the Internet, so that makes me a professor of Brownonian studies (with offices next to the enormous scatology department, due to [...]
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Aug 09
Blue Toothed Blads
Hanlon’s Razor states;
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
The existence of mobile phone shop employees poses a problem then.
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Aug 09
A Short History of Covering Nearly Everything
Those aren’t inept female ninjas, they are merely woman wearing burkas, the literally must have fashion item in Islam right now (and the past 500 years).
